My Life Recipe

25 Random stuff about me

2009-02-21T20:50:00.002+08:00

1. Loves typing. Can spend time by typing some random articles.

2. Do house chores when depressed.

3. Enjoy eating ice cream night time during winter.

4. Terrified of newspaper.

5. Chooses only Latte when asks for coffee in cafe.

6. Addicted to coke.

7. Strongly believes she’s funny.

8. Reckoned the perfect pass time would be drinking latte in Melbourne CBD cafes while reading novel or magazines.

9. Cannot gamble. Her heart beats too fast for her to handle if she does.

10. Always forgets her real age.

11. Cannot differentiate between sardine and tuna.

12. Loves trying clothes that she just bought and looks in the mirror just for fun.

13. Refuse to believes her favourite colour is Pink, even though she has pink pencil case, pink clothes, pink hole puncher, pink sticky notes, and even pink straws.

14. Splurge on food, Save on clothes

15. Ask ‘why’ a bit too much.

16. Cannot sleep without her bolster.

17. Her bolster has a name- Bao Bao

18. Got lost in Singapore when she was 5 for 2 hours…alone.

19. Had scholarship for 3 years when she got #5 in private school entry test in high school.

20. Never been to karaoke in Malaysia

21. Has undiscovered talent in golf.

22. Always starts her meal by eating veges.

23. Loves window shopping for exercise.

24. Loves to walk in only undies in her house when home alone.

25. Takes pictures of food. Consider taking photography so she could take pictures of food for money.

Update so far

2009-01-22T20:12:00.011+08:00

Graduated, had my last so called 'summer holiday' before I start work. Back perth.

So far, attended one wedding. Finish a couple of books. Have THE CAR...not just a car, it's achingly beautiful. Will be starting my new job in a few days. Damn cha stress.

Been to singapore for a week- had a blast there.

Been to Kl and melaka for a week- Had a even bigger blast there.

Conclusion of the day: I love my friends. I miss you guys too.

Snap out of it

2008-08-25T18:06:00.002+08:00

.........Cause even strangers will reply you when you talk to them

Snap out of it

.........Cause no one will pity you

Snap out of it

.........Cause he doesn't care.

2008-08-21T21:29:00.002+08:00

It hurts...a lot...

A long long long.....road trip. Part 1

2008-07-30T23:18:00.008+08:00

2 week of holiday is not enough for me to go back tawau. Instead, I went for a road trip. Yes, a long one. 1st Tip of the day: Don't be naive and think you can drive from perth to sydney in 4 days. (Though we did it anyway)

The day started early 7a.m with salmon+pesto baguette at the uni club, rocket fuel latte for the caffeine shot. Off we go to our first destination: Esperance.

Along the way a sweet angel voice guide us to our destination using the 'best' route. The sweet angel's name is 'G.P.S'. It's just weird when we're talking in the car, if she starts saying:"Turn left at 800m." We would both shut up and listen carefully. It seems as though we have to respect her as well while she speaks.

We reach Esperance at about 3p.m....desperate for the loo. Dinner at Loose Goose was quite an experience. It's the most famous so-called-restaurant in Esperance. Food was good. Quite homey. These are the type of food you want when you're super duper cold during winter. Though the menu make us pause a while. See the lame...i mean lambs brains?

Esperance sun rise view is to die for. After a brief cam-whoring session, we're off to our next destination.

We reach the border SA-WA at 3p.m. Wonder what it looks like?

A. A white line in the middle of the road connecting WA and SA

B. You can tell by looking, for example: Green on one side, desert on the other side

Ladies and Gents, this is the BORDER. I know..quite dissapointing right.

So anyway. We continue on with our journey. So you thought since we reach SA, we'll reach Adelaide soon? Guess it again.

Question of the day:

Guess that time we reach Adelaide, when we start driving at 7a.m from Esperance?

Who is able to guess it right without cheating, contact me for award.

Until next time.

Signing off.

Editor

Bunburry-Part 1

2008-06-18T20:45:00.010+08:00

A few weeks ago ( Kinda long, but I don't have time to post blog till now, my bad), I went to Bunburry for fishing trip. Bunburry is a small town 3 hours drive from perth. *TIP* If you see a red bull (Not the drink, silly), then you're on the right track according to Dr Dunn.

Anyway, the trip started with bad weather, half charged i pod, not a drop of water in the bottle, 1 chocolate croissant and 1 almond croissant. I would say we're pretty bad organisers for road trip but it's ok. After 3 hours of driving, we reached Bunburry safely. We're welcomed with warm hugs by the Dunn family, chops and of course, lots of kisses from Toby. Brian-dad took us to my long awaited fishing trip beside the sea. Even though it's cold and wet due to the rain and wind, I feel warm inside.

I guess everyone starting to wonder why I like fishing. Well, for start I love the sea, and fishing is the best excuse to look at the sea without poeple jumping on you trying to 'save' you from suicide.
End result for the day: Wet, fishy, cold but super duper happy.
Fish:None. A poor crab who got thrown in sea, and someone with red finger. ( It was funny though)
*Moral of the story, don't try to grab crabs with your bare hands.*

The awesome thing is, we even get to see dolphins in the sea. A sign of luck I pressume..

The night ends with awesome dinner, a lot wii-ing. And sleeping with a lot of stuff toys on bed. Continue on part 2 next time.

Signning off,

Editor

My trip

2008-05-04T19:12:00.004+08:00

It's been quite a while, I, as editor, haven't update my little column here. A few months, my life is totally changed. For the worst? Or for the best? I will never know.

A rotto trip is what I needed to get myself back to my system. Same old place, same old rain, but it's all different.

I had the same dream over and over again. Singing a song by James blunt, riding bike in rottnest island, just like 2 years ago. Even though it's raining, I was laughing the whole time. Even though it's cold, I'm warm inside.

Pathetic dream, I would say.

A sad blog huh? I wish I could be more entertaining in the next one.

Editor.

Happy Chinese New Year lame brains

2008-02-10T19:12:00.000+08:00

Happy Chinese New Year for every Chinese out there. For those who are not Chinese….go back to work/study. It’s none of your business. (Nah nah nah…*being smug*) Why we need Chinese new year? Well…for me, it’s just one good excuse to spoil myself with candies and soft drinks…what about you?? Some might say for the ang pau ( I don’t blame you ..you bunch of gold diggers); others..you let me know.

There are many ‘customs’ we need to follow during lunar new year. Here are some of the customs in my family, and rules that Editor, me…follows.

Top 10 Chinese New Year customs ONLY for me

10. No sweeping? My mum says: “ We sweep every single day..I don’t want my house to look and feel like garbage can during Chinese new year”. (She has her point)

9. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Yes…so important that we get proper meals like rice, dishes, soup meals for the first 3 days of Chinese new year. My grandma: “ It’s the only time we get to see everyone…” Cause afterwards we are on the hunt for ang pao.

8. Never..I say...NEVER go to cafes+yum cha. Not only you get to charge double for the same old stuff you get everyday. It's like war out there. At one point I remember I only get one dish of dim sum for the 1 hour sitting in the cafe!!!

7. I don't care what other people wear. Yup. I really don't give a damn. For those who dresses up...like chun li ( the street fighter character...Trust me..I saw one who literally dresses up like one). Please...just go in front of mirror and take a look at yourself. I don't mind if you want to be pretty for chinese new year, but..be the best looking you can be...not be someone who you are not.

6. I will wear black if I feel like it. I know...It's bad luck to wear black-according to chinese customs. But, imagine a room filled with people who wear red. It's like in H*LL. So, unless I'm wearing black, with a broom and a black cat. Just leave me alone in my own little world.

5. NO MORE NEW YEAR SONGS PLEASE!! Arrggh..I can't take it....

4. Why Mandarin? Have you wonder why when you go in someone's house, seeing those grown ups having mandarins? Anyone can tell me why? Is it a trend?

3. For girls only- NO BIG BAG. Do not bring a overly huge bag when you go friends house. There's only 2 really bad reasons you're doing that. 1st, you're giving signs that you're a gold digger, hunting for ang pao. 2nd, you were trying to steal those candies on the table.

2. For guys only- No ugly japanese flip-flops. I don't care if you feel comfortable, you look like an idiot. Pay some respect.

1. Hola for those who 'invented' 15 days of chinese new year. We get to celebrate 15 days...not just one...muahaha~~

I've been tagged

2008-01-27T18:46:00.000+08:00

Thanks to my new friend ‘EU JO’, (Yeah..thanks a lot) I am required to do this.

List out the Top 5 Presents you wish for:
A House
An all expense paid trip to Euro
A better lappy
A bowl of jumbo green tea icey ice
A very good lip balm

Person who tagged you is: Eu Jo… “NICE” meeting you…

Your 5 impressions of him/her: Quiet, smart, cool, shy(??!??), Indoorsy

Most memorable things he/she has done for you: Er…I barely know him. But he’s sweet enough to remember me in his blog. And he’s the one who teaches me about catholics!

The most memorable words he/she said to you:
I know Cantonese…I just don’t know Mandarin.

If he/she becomes your lover, you will:
Poor Eu jo…

If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:
He’s a good teacher…and we have to compete to survive in the cruel world of teaching!

Pass the quiz to 10 people that you wish to know how they feel about you:

1. Aaron Ang
2. Amos Liang
3. DD
4. Jia Lih
5. Chai chai
6. Siao Ben
7. Crayn
8. Mehng Mehng
9. Haris san
10. Nicholas

Who is no.7 having a relationship with?
Tay-er…I don’t know?

Who is no. 9 having a relationship with?
Some Indo girl back in indo selling bak kut the

If no.9 and no.1 are together, will it be a good thing?
Aaron and Haris? - *vomit*

What about no. 1 and no. 5?
Aaron and Chai chai- Nah…

What is no.3 studying?
DD- I think he graduated??

When was the last time you chatted with no.6?
Siao Ben-Friday. The first sentence is from him: “ SIENZ”

Does no.4 work?
Jia Lih- Not sure

Does no.8 have any cousin(s) in his/her school?
Mehng Mehng-Don’t know.

Will you woo no.8?
Mehng Mehng- If I’m a guy I probably would..

How about no.5?
Chai Chai- My lesbian mate? We’ve already hooked up ages ago

Does no.2 have any siblings?
Amos- YUP. 2 sisters, Ester and Melissa

How did you get to know about no.3?
DD-From the dota group

No.4?
Jia Lih- Classmates in high school

Where does no.1 live at?
Aaron-USJ

How did you get to know no.2?
Amos- Church

Is no.5 the sexiest person in the world?
Chai chai- She is a rock star!

My little trip to capital city of Malaysia-Kuala Lumpur

2008-01-22T17:42:00.000+08:00

After the long 2 months of summer holiday, the much awaited trip to KL, is the time of relief and celebration for me. Relief, is because I don’t have spend my time looking at the time on the clock, counting the time I need to wait till I get to bed at night, it’s the only time I don’t have to think. Celebration, is because I finally get to splurge myself, with shopping spree.

With my little over 6 kilos of luggage (total), I headed of to KL-the city that never sleeps. After 2 hours and 45 minutes of Air Asia experience, which isn’t that much of a fun, I finally smell the air of the city-polluted air that is.

Shopping starts first thing in the morning. Summit is the first station, followed by mid valley. I was still craving for more after 8 hours of non stop ‘cardio exercise’+ ‘weight lifting’ when my friends drag me to the most important event of Wednesday night-the legendary Pasar Malam. No regrets going to Pasar Malam-Great food, great bargains, a massive crowd. Tip #1 before you go to pasar malam-Make sure you wear your shorts and thongs. IT’S FREAKING HOT!

For the days, Shopping is still priority, but thanks to sweeties Ginny and Aaron we’re able to go relax at a hot spring spa- A good rest from all those retail therapy. We went to Kim Gary for dinner, Secret Recipes for lunch, Williams for supper and Pavilion, just for the hell of it…cause we can’t afford stuff in there. At the last night before we left, we even get to go to sky bar. Looking at the ‘twins’ at night is awesome for like 5 minutes…well, we’re from the 21st century where we have short attention span due to televisions. Music sucks, but the companies are great.

Overall, I, the editor had a blast. Hope more trips to come…after I overcome my bankruptcy.

*Special thanks to sweetheart Kenichi for standing by my insanity when his foot is bleeding. Ginny and Aaron A for bringing us to great places. Henny for coming to meet us for Kim Gary. Aaron C and Suk Hui for the Williams. Vern Li for sky bar. And Eu Jo, nice meeting you.

Thought of the day

2007-12-23T18:36:00.000+08:00

"Breaking your own heart, is harder than letting someone breaking yours."

When I look into your eyes, my world around me stops...

But now...my heart stops.

When I heard from you, I have butterflies in my stomach..

But now...I have tears in me.

When the world around me do me wrong, I smile...

But now...I can hardly know what's right.

Missing is hard? Or missing "missing" is harder?

-sigh- Stay breathing is harder than it seems...

You guys rock

2007-12-13T09:03:00.000+08:00

I, the editor, consider year 2007 a good year. This is because knowing you guys. Yes..the lawson street gang (or those near lawson street). Lawson street is my second home...

Here, I dedicate this blog entry for 'honouring' those special moments I had, and people i care in 2007.

The beginning

Araluen trip. & St Cats ball

Best Kangaroo in the world

we spend 97% time eating...

.................................3% gambling

We still embrace chinese culture even though we're in perth

Haris..u think you're boss ah?

Most fun ...

...& hardest day in 2007

How can we forget the birthdays?

There are still a lot of pics I want to put...but..due to time and space constraint...Please bare with me.

Last but now least..let me say:I never expect i will meet friends in perth. I didn't. ....But i meet you guys...my family.

Miss you bunch.

Remember me always, cause i never will forget you guys.

Signning off,

Editor.

I'm Back

2007-12-03T15:36:00.000+08:00

This entry is dedicated to 'someone' who said in middle of the nite:" Editor, i've been visiting your blog everyday, but you still haven't update it yet, i think i'm gonna stop going to your blog" (You know who you are...)

Again, Jalan jalan makan makan is gonna introduce food. Today we come to the 'han nan chicken rice'. I know..nothing special rite? But have you see 'triangle rice han nan chicken rice' before?? I bet you didn't~~ See this lah!

Anyway, was with 2 wolves hunt for food today. We initially want to go to mongolian chicken rice. But..like expected..it's closed..again~ TOo bad. So we came to the han nan chicken rice shop eat. Not bad. I guess every malaysia also eat han nan chicken rice. It's like custom or something.

The three musketeers' meals. (One soup is missing...)

The rice looks cute rite?? Triangle shape. I have no idea why. but it's cute.

Oh well. As usual, it taste good. And i'm satisfied. We will..on the hunt for more!!!!

Signning off
JJMM.

Editor's comment: Please stay tune for the special sweet blog specially dedicated for those who are buddies with editors for the past sem.

A day in Perth Royal Show

2007-10-02T11:06:00.000+08:00

Today I'm going to just put my pics up and let my pics tell the story. Simple and easy.

Aaron Chen on cable car. See how the balance goes --> downwards one side?

Above the ground~ Below the sky~

The two underdogs with 1st and 2nd

Chef Kennichi and Raxxy-New buddy (3rd)

Do not try this at home.

It's a bird! It's a Plane!! NO!!!!!!!! It's a SHARK??!!??

Rexxy:"Kiss my ass"

Actually the behind rows are the toys. We are down there.

Signning off,

Editor

Favourite dessert of the day-KK

2007-09-20T17:42:00.000+08:00

Me, Editor, recently got a special souvenier by 'mua' bro, a lovely box of 24 Krispy Kreme...(After several pressure putting and nagging..) from melbourne.

I would say, it's the best souvenier yet from my bro.

Every afternoon, i would have 1/2 hour of KK time. Where i get a cup of tea, sit down and have 2 doughnuts. What a life~~!!

A bit sweet for my taste, but the texture is superb. It's soft but not too soft, and when u take the bite, it will just melt away in your mouth. (M&Ms-melt in your mouth, not in your hands) Thanks to Mr A, we have a small demonstration the sacrifice needed to be make to eat the doughnut-being photographed. Thanks Mr A.

Yeah...the reason to write this is just brag about it. And yes, if you're going to melbourne, or jakarta, or sydney, or america...bring me a box. Thanks...

MUAHAHAHAHA..

Signning off,

Insane Editor with doughnuts

My comment:Mr A nearly ate the whole plate...Beware...

Techonology at its best

2007-09-17T19:41:00.000+08:00

Halo again to Jalan jalan makan makan exploring new food section. Today i'm going to introduce you the easiest way to make nice cup of coffee.

Until recently when me, JJMM went for a trip i only realize there are tons of convenience stuff you can get whe you go camping. One thing i found is Cofee+Milk+Sugar in pack.

On top is the normal condensed milk in tube. The bottom one is Coffee and Milk .

By only adding boiling milk. You can get coffee...

Erm..nice...Oh..how i love techonology...

Signing off

JJMM

Editor's comment: There's instant coffee package where you can get in supermarket. Water is not even needed. So this is not certified the easiest way, JJMM.

Ways to get free meal

2007-09-04T14:48:00.000+08:00

Hi, and welcome to Dr Hawker's 'Ways to get free meal'. After spending 9 months researching chosen subject, i have found out that, there are indeed ways to get free meal. This research is done so that for the sake of society benefits, everyone can have free meals.

Scientically proven by Tawau research laboratory, there are 10 ways to get free meal. Here, i would like to announce the 10 ways and hope via this, i will get a noble prize soon.

Ways to get free meal:

1. Act friendly. Be as nice as you can but don’t let yourself looked like rich.

2. Tell your targets how sucks other people treat you. Sympathy always works.

3. Eat ‘soft rice’. Even If your target is a girl, just eat whatever she treats you. You might want to reject a while, but eventually accept to show you didn’t mean for her to treat you.

4. Hide you money. Keep everything related to money discrete as possible. However find opportunities to show off you have branded items. This is to let them think you’re not purposely sucking money off them.

5. It’s best to say you can’t afford after you reach the restaurant, cinema, café…They have no choice but to treat you.

6. When people are eating, let your target know your existence. They will most probably ask you along for meal.

7. When around others who are not as rich, act poor. Even when people didn’t ask you about it, always tell others : “No money lately”

8. When need to pay bill, show yourself that you accidentally didn't bring enough money, tell others to treat you 1st,and next time you will spend them back (which will never ever happen).

9. You need to have good escape skill(e.g. blink, windwalk, dopplewalk, sprint, timewalk, etc) , after meal, better run off, don't let them remember they already pay for you. And never say thank you. –credit by fellow researcher banana

10. Try to target at those who haven’t being target yet. If everyone around you knows already, change location. As the saying goes: There are more trees in the other mountain.

Conclusion: Act stupid, Thick face. In this world, free meals do exist.

Thank you.

Signing off,

Dr Hawker

Bacon is back

2007-09-02T11:35:00.000+08:00

Yesterday's headline:"Bacon brings pain". It's about Kevin Bacon in his new movie which brings toughness into the scene.

But i just want to say...Bacon... do...brings..pain...

Signing off...

Editor

p/s, ignore this blog if you don't understand...i guess no one really will understands..

Dream Comes True for kids

2007-08-30T00:40:00.000+08:00

Once again, , Me, 'Jalan jalan, makan makan' is going for a hunt, finding the most special, most delicious yet cheap food for everyone to enjoy. This time, it's some kind of dream comes true for the kid within me.

Ever wonder what is it like to combine:1. Cotton Candy, a.k.a Fairy Floss and 2. Ice cream, a.k.a Icey sweet thing that dentist hates together?? It's called :" ICEY ICE!!".

Located in north bridge of perth. Now the temperature is 10 degrees and time 10.30p.m. Me, a.k.a JJMM is going to get icey ice. Yes, it's a challenge as it is winter in perth proves that JJMM will do anything, risk everything to get the latest info!

After few inspeculation, Green tea icey ice with no toppings tops the charts as the most delicious icey ice in the shop. (except if you're not a green tea fan...or not a ice cream fan...or you're just a dentist)

Introducing: Green tea

Next we have milk icey ice. (Jumbo) ordered by chef kenichi.

According to his professional sense of taste, he say it's tasteless. It's suitable for those who like milk, and miss the taste of ice kacang without kacang and milk. (Basically it's ice...get that?)

However, it's just his opinion. (The above comment is and will not be related to this blog). Try if you want, i mean..it's your choice.

Last we have coffee ice. Not bad. The first taste is quite bitter but after that it's a must try for coffee lovers. The point is, it's not really that sweet and has the coffee bitter taste. So quite good.

On Wednesday nite, if you wear full set pyjamas and buy icey ice there, you can get half price. (Dare to take the challenge?)

Before the end, let me just thank the daredevils that company me to eat ice cream when it's rainning, and freezing outside.....

A.C, K.Y and H. Don forget my special G and A. Of coz, and my dear chef Kenichi.

Editor's comment:Due to the wireless service provided, Mr H suggested they all bring pyjamas(to get half price), 7 o clock go and sit there..till nite. doing what? DOTA. ( nearly fainted...)

Signing off,

Jalan jalan makan makan.

**Random thought: Miss those days too...**

Random Pic of the day

2007-08-25T21:30:00.000+08:00

To welcome the new arrival of 'Happening queen''s blog soon. We specially thank her for sponsoring the following pic took during 'St Cat's Ball 2007'. It happens on the dance floor and shockingly...

....Yes...he suddenly take off his pants.

Editor's comment: Eye candy for the night...since it's a all girls college.

Signing off, with love and kisses...

Happening queen.

An fairy tale outing

2007-08-06T16:51:00.001+08:00

Once upon a day, there's a girl who went to adventure to search for true love who went missing. Situated 1 hour drive from little town called perth, there's garden full of tulips, tress. Amazed by this beautiful scenery, she couldn't resist to stop by.

While enjoying the flowers...she suddenly meet a princess lost in woods.

"Can i join your adventure?"

"Ya, sure" said the girl. "Only if you have any super power".

"My super power is my sweet smile..And i'm good cook." answer princess. Effortless, the princess pose and 'twink, twink'. Walah...a beautiful smile (introducing the tree flower behind her)
This might come in handy..Thought the girl. So off the girl and the princess to their adventure.

They pass mountains, woods, and when they're tired. They'll sit down and have rest.

Finally they reach a fountain up the moutain.

"What is that? Is it a tree?"

"Is it a triangle?"

"A monkey?"

"No...it's the prince of depression. "

Here...Near the fountain. There's prince of depression. Prince of depression is a prince...who depress.(obviously).

"Where are you gals going? " asked the prince.

"We're going for a adventure"

"Can i join?"

"Only if you have super power.."

"My super power is my amazing stomach that can eat and eat and eat. "

As soon as he finish saying those words, he demonstrate his ability by eating all princess's food.

This might come in handy...unlikely. But what the heck...

So the girl and the princess agree to let the prince join the journey. Before heading off, the prince pose his last depression pose. And then they all go on the journey

Finally, they reach to the castle of the king who is missing. Which happens to be the girl's lover.

"Where are you, my king?" The girl asked while sitting on the throne. Therefore, they went on a quest to search for the king.

They cross mountains, and rivers...Suddenly, a big shadow rose behind prince and princess...It's the king!!!

But now the king has forgotten everything and tries to fight those who block his way. He push the girl to the river..????

"Don't you remember me?" asked the girl.

"No," Said the king who's under a spell of dota and ps2 which makes him forgets.

"Let me show you who i am.." said the girl.

And then she jumps on the king...

"Wait...i remember this weight..."

Hesitate the king..."Oh my gosh...it's you!!!!"

The spell is the broken. And he remembers!

The girl and the king lived happily ever after.

What about the prince and princess? One smiles, one depress; one cooks and one eats.. They are match made in heaven.

End of the story? All 4 of them sit down and have a cup of tea...enjoy scenery and live happily ever after!

My other half

2007-08-04T22:17:00.000+08:00

Lost person ad
Name: Editor/ 'Jalan jalan, makan makan'
Age: undisclosed
Characteristics: Curly hair + big eater + careless dumb b***** that is not b*****.
Reason: The other half is lost-Chef Kenichi.

Editor's comment: He's found. I'm back with vengence...

Random Pic of the day

2007-07-01T19:34:00.000+08:00

What the hell is he doing there?

A. Taking a dump with his pants on?

B. Taking a shower with his pants on?

C. "Wow, there are some interesting things here"-Anonymous guy from pic

D. ShaoLin Kung Fu Meditation

E. All of the above.

Food diary of one day in TAWAU

2007-07-01T18:49:00.000+08:00

Once again, Me, 'Jalan-jalan, makan makan' reporting live from Small town of Tawau, Sabah. Once again, i'm going to report about my holiday in tawau. Muahaha...enjoying to its fullest!

My food diary:

Morning:

SOTO AYAM. -not sure if you guys ever taste this...chicken, egg, mee hoon, spices. Nice~

Morning Tea:

CORN WITH MAYONAISE & RAISINS.

Lunch:

ROTI TISSUE T. T

DINNER:

Grilled Chicken Leg...& Yum Yum~

So, after cruelsome day for my stomach. 'Jalan-jalan, makan makan' has become one of the before and after celebrity pictures in internet...

Before:

After:

Signing off...

Editor's comment: Tune in for next episode on 'Jalan jalan makan makan to kunak'

Balik Kampung

2007-06-25T18:33:00.000+08:00

Hi Everyone, it's me, Editor in charge, first time in charge of writing an article about a special introduction of 'Balik kampung-know about Tawau'. For those who already know from tawau, please correct me if i'm wrong in this article; For those who thinks i'm from sarawak...especially H****, (u know who u are), this is the time u know more about where editor from, and where chef kenichi grow up.

Tawau. (pronouced: Dau-wao) is a small small place from south east coast of Sabah, Malaysia.

Link to know more: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tawau

In coming episodes, the whole crew are going to explore and bring you more about our trip back to hometown. Topics including food, places and things to 'do' in tawau. For those who are from tawau, please give me some ideas where to explore and what food should i be introducing.

TUne in for more. Anyway, breakfast for first day in tawau:

Brewed fish meat from Bo Loi chinese shop, Niiiiiicccccceeeeee.....

And 'gan lao sui jiao' (soy sauce+dumpling)

Lastly, yes..i eat a lot..

'Gan lao mien' (self explanatory)

Riddle of the day (You'll know this if you're from tawau)

What is the most popular thing in Tawau?

..........No Electricity current..... (Anyone from tawau fainted already?)

Signing off,

Editor.

Chicken necks and peanuts soup

2007-06-15T19:23:00.000+08:00

Welcome again to Food of the day. Once again, it's me 'Jalan-jalan, makan makan' reporting. Today we're going to learn a new recipe " Chicken neck and penis..i mean peanuts soup".

Ingrediants are:

Peanuts, red dates and chicken necks

Then what you need to do is wash the chicken necks( By now, i guess you know why i said p*nis) and put everything together in a bit pot with water and cook for 3 hours (low fire). Stir once in a while, add salt, pepper and soy sauce. Serve while hot.

Suitable for those who's not gross out by this article, got 3 hours spare time and especially suitable for those believes in chinese saying "You'll get what nutrient from what you eat". (Hey, i mean u get strong neck lah)

Anyway, what it taste like anyway? A picture says a thousand word:

Editor comment:" That's my first apperance in the blog!"

Wondering what i did in that 3 hours?

3o minutes of There once lies a toast with butter...

2 1/2 hours.....................

Editor's comment: "Oh My GOSH??? Did you wash your hands??? Why didn't you say so before you give me the soup?"

Signing off, till next time!

What if the MOON is GONE?

2007-06-13T22:03:00.000+08:00

Hi, and welcome to special edition "what if the moon is gone" by Doctor Hawker. This programme is usually about the pro & cons, opinion bullshit section.

Yes, ladies and gentleman. The moon is officially 'history'. That means, its existance is not here anymore. Before we start our discussion, let's spend 3 seconds in silence, remember the moment we had with 'moon'. 1...2...3..

The following website is the breaking news http://www.yahoobreakingnews.com/

So, what are the consequences if the moon is gone?

1. I guess the most affected ones are one specific religion, aka 'RELIGION OF THE YEAR' (related to the word b*mb) . They will no longer have new year. No puasa (fasting). Good for chinese tauke who wants to abuse their workers by working 24 hours a day, 365 days a year earning money. Bad for THEM who want to have holiday, especially for school kids.

2. Mooncake festivals will no longer have the meaning. As for next generations, they don't even know what moon is.(Maybe they should make suncake or something...)

3. What's the use of telescope without moon? Stars? That's just boring...

4. Last, but not least, everyone would have to, from now on...WALK REALLY CAREFULLY CARRYING TORCH LIGHT. If not you will break your nose when you walk at night.(except if you stay in city)

Think about it. Signing off, Dr Hawker.

Editor's comment:As quoted by a friend, "North Korea just made their public enemy, #$*$)& them." (Above quotes is not in any way related to our parts)

Don't worry, it's a hoax if you haven't notice it yet. You're just wasting time reading this. You're being punk'd.

Enjoy moon while you still can...

French Onion cream cheese+ Rice cake

2007-06-12T15:51:00.000+08:00

Welcome to out first episode of Food of the day. Reporting live from Kenny's house, this is reporter 'Jalan jalan, makan makan'.

Eating Method: 1. Spread cream cheese on 1 slice of rice cake. And Eat ( as below : reading from left to right, up to bottom)

p/s: Suitable only for those who wants to be on diet, since it's "97% fat free". For those whose stomach only meant for 'junk food'. Please tune in for next time.

Taste: Cream cheese on top of crispy rice cake with a hint of french onion. Basically tasteless and not filling. Designed for 'dietiers' who wants to join the 'healthy' club but just can't fight the crave for having snacks.

Until next time. 'Jalan-jalan, makan makan' signing off.

Editor's comment: Reporter 'jalan jalan, makan makan' has been fired due to the stupidity and lack sense of common by posting the above episode as first episode. We'll find another reporter...soon...hopefully if the blog still on.