Balik Kampung

Hi Everyone, it's me, Editor in charge, first time in charge of writing an article about a special introduction of 'Balik kampung-know about Tawau'. For those who already know from tawau, please correct me if i'm wrong in this article; For those who thinks i'm from sarawak...especially H****, (u know who u are), this is the time u know more about where editor from, and where chef kenichi grow up.

Tawau. (pronouced: Dau-wao) is a small small place from south east coast of Sabah, Malaysia.

Link to know more: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tawau

In coming episodes, the whole crew are going to explore and bring you more about our trip back to hometown. Topics including food, places and things to 'do' in tawau. For those who are from tawau, please give me some ideas where to explore and what food should i be introducing.

TUne in for more. Anyway, breakfast for first day in tawau:

Brewed fish meat from Bo Loi chinese shop, Niiiiiicccccceeeeee.....

And 'gan lao sui jiao' (soy sauce+dumpling)

Lastly, yes..i eat a lot..

'Gan lao mien' (self explanatory)

Riddle of the day (You'll know this if you're from tawau)

What is the most popular thing in Tawau?

..........No Electricity current..... (Anyone from tawau fainted already?)




Signing off,

Editor.

Chicken necks and peanuts soup

Welcome again to Food of the day. Once again, it's me 'Jalan-jalan, makan makan' reporting. Today we're going to learn a new recipe " Chicken neck and penis..i mean peanuts soup".

Ingrediants are:

Peanuts, red dates and chicken necks

Then what you need to do is wash the chicken necks( By now, i guess you know why i said p*nis) and put everything together in a bit pot with water and cook for 3 hours (low fire). Stir once in a while, add salt, pepper and soy sauce. Serve while hot.

Suitable for those who's not gross out by this article, got 3 hours spare time and especially suitable for those believes in chinese saying "You'll get what nutrient from what you eat". (Hey, i mean u get strong neck lah)

Anyway, what it taste like anyway? A picture says a thousand word:

Editor comment:" That's my first apperance in the blog!"

Wondering what i did in that 3 hours?

3o minutes of There once lies a toast with butter...

2 1/2 hours.....................

Editor's comment: "Oh My GOSH??? Did you wash your hands??? Why didn't you say so before you give me the soup?"

Signing off, till next time!

What if the MOON is GONE?

Hi, and welcome to special edition "what if the moon is gone" by Doctor Hawker. This programme is usually about the pro & cons, opinion bullshit section.

Yes, ladies and gentleman. The moon is officially 'history'. That means, its existance is not here anymore. Before we start our discussion, let's spend 3 seconds in silence, remember the moment we had with 'moon'. 1...2...3..

The following website is the breaking news http://www.yahoobreakingnews.com/

So, what are the consequences if the moon is gone?

1. I guess the most affected ones are one specific religion, aka 'RELIGION OF THE YEAR' (related to the word b*mb) . They will no longer have new year. No puasa (fasting). Good for chinese tauke who wants to abuse their workers by working 24 hours a day, 365 days a year earning money. Bad for THEM who want to have holiday, especially for school kids.

2. Mooncake festivals will no longer have the meaning. As for next generations, they don't even know what moon is.(Maybe they should make suncake or something...)

3. What's the use of telescope without moon? Stars? That's just boring...

4. Last, but not least, everyone would have to, from now on...WALK REALLY CAREFULLY CARRYING TORCH LIGHT. If not you will break your nose when you walk at night.(except if you stay in city)

Think about it. Signing off, Dr Hawker.

Editor's comment:As quoted by a friend, "North Korea just made their public enemy, #$*$)& them." (Above quotes is not in any way related to our parts)

Don't worry, it's a hoax if you haven't notice it yet. You're just wasting time reading this. You're being punk'd.

Enjoy moon while you still can...

French Onion cream cheese+ Rice cake

Welcome to out first episode of Food of the day. Reporting live from Kenny's house, this is reporter 'Jalan jalan, makan makan'.

Eating Method: 1. Spread cream cheese on 1 slice of rice cake. And Eat ( as below : reading from left to right, up to bottom)

p/s: Suitable only for those who wants to be on diet, since it's "97% fat free". For those whose stomach only meant for 'junk food'. Please tune in for next time.

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Taste: Cream cheese on top of crispy rice cake with a hint of french onion. Basically tasteless and not filling. Designed for 'dietiers' who wants to join the 'healthy' club but just can't fight the crave for having snacks.

Until next time. 'Jalan-jalan, makan makan' signing off.

Editor's comment: Reporter 'jalan jalan, makan makan' has been fired due to the stupidity and lack sense of common by posting the above episode as first episode. We'll find another reporter...soon...hopefully if the blog still on.