Favourite dessert of the day-KK

Me, Editor, recently got a special souvenier by 'mua' bro, a lovely box of 24 Krispy Kreme...(After several pressure putting and nagging..) from melbourne.

I would say, it's the best souvenier yet from my bro.

Every afternoon, i would have 1/2 hour of KK time. Where i get a cup of tea, sit down and have 2 doughnuts. What a life~~!!

A bit sweet for my taste, but the texture is superb. It's soft but not too soft, and when u take the bite, it will just melt away in your mouth. (M&Ms-melt in your mouth, not in your hands) Thanks to Mr A, we have a small demonstration the sacrifice needed to be make to eat the doughnut-being photographed. Thanks Mr A.

Yeah...the reason to write this is just brag about it. And yes, if you're going to melbourne, or jakarta, or sydney, or america...bring me a box. Thanks...

MUAHAHAHAHA..

Signning off,

Insane Editor with doughnuts

My comment:Mr A nearly ate the whole plate...Beware...

Techonology at its best

Halo again to Jalan jalan makan makan exploring new food section. Today i'm going to introduce you the easiest way to make nice cup of coffee.

Until recently when me, JJMM went for a trip i only realize there are tons of convenience stuff you can get whe you go camping. One thing i found is Cofee+Milk+Sugar in pack.

On top is the normal condensed milk in tube. The bottom one is Coffee and Milk .

By only adding boiling milk. You can get coffee...

Erm..nice...Oh..how i love techonology...

Signing off

JJMM

Editor's comment: There's instant coffee package where you can get in supermarket. Water is not even needed. So this is not certified the easiest way, JJMM.

Ways to get free meal

Hi, and welcome to Dr Hawker's 'Ways to get free meal'. After spending 9 months researching chosen subject, i have found out that, there are indeed ways to get free meal. This research is done so that for the sake of society benefits, everyone can have free meals.

Scientically proven by Tawau research laboratory, there are 10 ways to get free meal. Here, i would like to announce the 10 ways and hope via this, i will get a noble prize soon.

Ways to get free meal:

1. Act friendly. Be as nice as you can but don’t let yourself looked like rich.

2. Tell your targets how sucks other people treat you. Sympathy always works.

3. Eat ‘soft rice’. Even If your target is a girl, just eat whatever she treats you. You might want to reject a while, but eventually accept to show you didn’t mean for her to treat you.

4. Hide you money. Keep everything related to money discrete as possible. However find opportunities to show off you have branded items. This is to let them think you’re not purposely sucking money off them.

5. It’s best to say you can’t afford after you reach the restaurant, cinema, café…They have no choice but to treat you.

6. When people are eating, let your target know your existence. They will most probably ask you along for meal.

7. When around others who are not as rich, act poor. Even when people didn’t ask you about it, always tell others : “No money lately”

8. When need to pay bill, show yourself that you accidentally didn't bring enough money, tell others to treat you 1st,and next time you will spend them back (which will never ever happen).

9. You need to have good escape skill(e.g. blink, windwalk, dopplewalk, sprint, timewalk, etc) , after meal, better run off, don't let them remember they already pay for you. And never say thank you. –credit by fellow researcher banana

10. Try to target at those who haven’t being target yet. If everyone around you knows already, change location. As the saying goes: There are more trees in the other mountain.

Conclusion: Act stupid, Thick face. In this world, free meals do exist.

Thank you.

Signing off,

Dr Hawker

Bacon is back

Yesterday's headline:"Bacon brings pain". It's about Kevin Bacon in his new movie which brings toughness into the scene.

But i just want to say...Bacon... do...brings..pain...

Signing off...

Editor

p/s, ignore this blog if you don't understand...i guess no one really will understands..